Yes, amazingly, we have had quite a few Oddbodd Juniors in the shop believe me. Don’t get me wrong not waxing your legs is not a criminal offence but when you have a dead animal escaping from under your arms or even worse between your legs do you think I am going to be happy about you trying on this £2000 frock?
What always amazes me is that these gorillas from the mist seem to pluck and crimp their eyebrows, eyelashes and hair to perfection and certainly their clothes are always immaculate and nails French manicured to death so why? maybe to conserve heat or some strange turn on for the husband to be?
So there are two kinds of dress they always seem to try on in these cases …
a) the strapless showing German Shot Putter style underarm accessory very attractively framed and creating a rather fetching pair of matching rings of sweat. But even worse …
b) the slinky bias cut soft satin number which clings to every nook and cranny and if tried on too quickly static charged it attaches itself to the offending lower area as if framing it for all to see. The hope would be that in removing the item later that night she does not spontaneously combust from the static sparks.
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